January 2012
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me: hey what're you in for
prisoner: i murdered 7 people and robbed a bank and set a building on fire what are you in for
me: downloading the glee cast rendition of dont stop believin
Anonymous asked: What is this thing about Liam and Turtles? #donthateme
tonguemalik asked: I really love your blog :). I could even say it's me favourite one. I guess it's also the reason of my tumblr addiction! I ain't even mad, haha! xoxo
Anonymous asked: do you know where i can find the dead turtles video??
Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because lets face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.
I suddenly see ourselves in the future, passing USB drives with episode downloads in alley ways wearing a trench coat and a hat.
Anonymous asked: Why they call Malik Monday? I don't understand.
Anonymous asked: post your icon please? :)
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
Friends: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me.
Other friends: Omg this boy I like sent me an adorable message about how amazing he thinks I am.
Me: Sometimes people on Tumblr send me messages saying that they like my blog.
fuckyeahzarry:
post on my dash: new rule for directioners! you must reblog this every time it’s on your dash
me: scroll
Anonymous asked: In her twitter, she said that she don't wanted reveal the exactly day. She just revealed the week (that i don't remember right now) of her bday. For anonymous ((:
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Things Tumblr needs: unlimited asks, +500kb gif size, more photosets layouts, chance to tag hyphens, chance to USE hyphens in urls without tricks, replies notifications, instant messaging, option to know when someone's online
Things Karp gives us: fanmail
Anonymous asked: Do you know when Danielle Peazer's birthday is? :)
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Anonymous asked: could you please post your icon? the one where Liam's pointing at the camera and being a god and all of that :3
Anonymous asked: the video you just reblogged with Will Smith in it, what film is it from?:-)x
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I know what you are...
”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.”
”Say it.”
a blogger
More laughs here
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bootommo:
People say Liam dosent get drunk cuz he’s the dad of the group. Er no. He dosen’t drink cuz he’s only got one kidney and if that one stops working he could die.
Anonymous asked: Is Liam super hot or what??? xxxx
